oAo good god how much Holy did you pack in there? Well crap, I don't think the Animal Rights people will like this (as if having a lesser boom would have XD) nor will the Ethics Board...
Well, whoever makes these things is gonna have a field day- we're gonna need to kill a lot of haters.
HAY IT DOES LOOK LIKE HIS HEAD WHEN YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A TINY SCREEN AND ARE CLEANING YOUR GLASSES. I'm far-sighted dammit. To the point where I'd have to hold a TV Guide (oh how we miss thee) something to the order of several miles away before it would be clear. (Actually, I can read with my eyes. It just hurts after a while of trying to manually focus enough to get it clearer. Your typical text size is perfectly readable even with a slight blur, but as I relax when I read, so do my eyes and it turns into an actual blur. >w< Images, on the other hand, especially small, detailed ones, are just hell to make out. XD)
Good god contacts. No way in hell I'm going to put something near my eye, much less on it.
Glasses are fine for the most part, people have become pretty harmless against those, although they can be lethal. (Derp. Face planted when I was six and my glasses and my eyebrow got aquainted fast, hard, and painfully.)
Also funny how when you've worn them for fifteen years and look at yourself without them, you look really, really stupid because you're so used to having them on. Works backwards too, my sister's pretty much near my eyesight, but as a kid she doesn't need them on full-time yet. So when she does it's like "What the when did you get those?"
It's a good way to weed out jerks though. Make friends sans glasses and then put them on. If they go like 'Oh... you wear glasses...' problems could arise.
I like contacts because there's not a frame in my line of vision. For some reason seeing the frame of my glasses bothers me. Also, I can't wear cool sunglasses with them on. I like my contacts thank you.